About Me
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Oh hi, I’m Rae.
This is my shitposty blog website thing where I’m experimenting with website wizardry.
It’s really not here for your amusement, but since you’re here anyway, here are some fun facts about me:
- I’ve touched at least 5 species of sharks
- I’m a pineapple on pizza apologist
- I once sold a joke for $10
- I’ve sold jokes for more money than that, too, but those amounts are less comical.
- Honeslty, they’re kinda depressing. Did you know Readers Digest only paid me like $150 after they stole my jokes from McSweeneys, who didn’t pay me at all?
- That’s fine. Now I have an excuse to name drop Readers Digest and McSweeneys.
- I think I’ve lost control of this list.
- Let’s try to get back on topic.
- I have ADHD and I’m dyslexic!
- And yet, I write words for a living
- I also produce weird comedy shows
- And make immersive theatre
- Wait… now the parallel construction of this list is way off
- A lot about this list is way off
- This is a lot
- I think I’m overwhelmed
- Let’s all just take a moment to breathe
- Ah, yes, air. Isn’t that nice?
- Reminds me of the fresh, cold, adequetly health-insured air they have in Canada.
- I like Canada, although the Moose scare me a bit.
- A moose bit my sister once.
- I’m just kidding, I don’t have a sister. As far as I know.
- John Cleese did once personally insult me, though, so that’s neat.
- He said I was “standing around waiting eagerly to be offended”.
- Obviously that’s ridiculous. I’m an absolute couch potato. I don’t stand for anything.
- Wow we really have taken quiet the break here, haven’t we.
- Is it even worth it to keep going?
- Oof, now I sound like someone in couple’s therapy.
- Or someone 3/4 of the way through an extreme eating challenge.
- I should go make dinner